Monday, April 2, 2007

Commentator Appreciation Power Rankings: April 01, 2007 - April 07, 2007

So after way to many sleepless nights worried that I miscounted the ballots, I have decided to outsource the CAPR's to PricewaterhouseCoopers. So the rankings are now completely out of my hand and I am just as shocked and outraged as you are at the results.


  1. Lynn - Can not get the idea of a cross between Nick Moore and Hollywood Montrose, and the hilarious hijinks that would occur, out of my head
  2. Becca - Requested the guidance of Duran Duran and Christ (is April Fool's over yet?) all in one week
  3. Kelsi - Invested $1.98 of her own money on research for this site
  4. Clinton - If I was "Howling Mad" Murdock I would have Mr. T show up for your birthday party. This I swear
  5. Jeff - Still searching for the evil masterminds Tomax and Xamot
  6. Matt Sears - I think we should all speak 'Nickoneese'
  7. Rob - Had reoccurring nightmares of hearing him quote Passenger 57 for two years
  8. Todd - Our favorite Murse with a Murse
  9. Beehive Hairdresser - Uncle Jessie is cooler, but Gladstone??? Cut it Out....
  10. Dr. Blogstein - You assumed correctly. RIP Florance Stanley (July 1, 1924 - October 3, 2003)

Other commentators receiving votes but not in the top 10: Patton, Benjamin Kabak, Megan, Cajun Boy, Bill from Gainsville, Katie, Elizabeth, and MC.

12 comments:

rob said...

always bet on rob!!!

Jeff said...

Woo Hoo #5!

Todd said...

And I continue to fall down like my pants on prom night.

Kelsi said...

Well atleast third gets me on the podium.

Dr. Blogstein said...

I can't believe she died with such little fanfare.

She deserves better.

I may have to give her the obit she deserves.

At least Lynn Belvedere is still kicking.

Midwesterner in NYC said...

At least Lynn Belvedere is still kicking.

Im sorry doc

Christopher Hewett
April 5, 1922 - August 3, 2001

Todd said...

Christopher Hewett
April 5, 1922 - August 3, 2001


If by this you mean Mr. Belvedere is dead, I refuse to believe it. That man is alive in all of our hearts. You remember his memory!

Clinton said...

I've always thought of myself as a #4 and now, finally, I know why. Thanks, dude!

Or, rather, thank the fine folks at PricewaterhouseCoopers for me.

Dr. Blogstein said...

why wont my sitcom heroes stop dying?!?!?!?!

Lynn said...

As a Rowdy Reptile (i.e., huge gator fan) - this week just keeps better and better!! I just want to thank the gators, Billy D. and my parents for not allowing me to have cable tv and thus forcing me into unnatural obsessions with network sports and bad 80s movies (so bad their great!)

- betamax rules!

Go Gators!!!
(Two in a row, and Twice in one year - Welcome to Titletown, FLA.)

Midwesterner in NYC said...

Two in a row, and Twice in one year

Congrats to Lynn and Bill from Gainsville. Though Boise St. is still looking for a game to decide the football championship.

Becca said...

#2, I rule!

Or I would if I weren't three days late on this.

I plead Passover.